TransforMitt is an art project parodying Mitt Romney‘s tweets. The original tweets are shown below, along with their URLs; the transformed tweets are on the right. For more information, there is an FAQ and also a technical report.
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https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/229929466305056769
| `I promise to make America a job-creating machine. With the right kind of leadership, we can get America back.' | → | I posture to make Erotica a job-gyrating manacle. With the right kind of dealership, we can get Erotica back. |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/227847712949809152
| `Freedom, hard work & innovation build successful businesses.' | → | Freedom, hard work & intonation build scrofulous pastorates. |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/230447178705944576
| `From experience I know how we can restore economic security, and as president, that will be my priority.' | → | From exurbanite I know how we can restore operatic voracity, and as presenter, that will be my polarity. |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/227529803270602752
| `I'm honored and humbled to receive the endorsement of a large list of veteran national commanders today.' | → | I'm honored and humbled to receive the uncommonest of a large list of veteran notional cafeterias today. |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/230752898269736962
| `The American economy is fueled by freedom, the only principle that has ever created sustained prosperity.' | → | The Airwoman economy is fueled by freedom, the only bespangle that has ever created surprised perversity. |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/230714034259898369
| `Hope and change has been anything but kind.' | → | Hope and change has been abutting but kind. |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/228569701524070400
| `Recently, @BarackObama proudly proclaimed that his economic plan had "worked." No Mr. President, it did not work' | → | Recently, @BarackObama proudly percolated that his intimacy plan had "worked." No Mr. Paternity, it did not work |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/231136184011739136
| `My plan for a stronger middle class will get America back to work and ensure a better future for all Americans' | → | My plan for a avenger middle class will get America back to work and ensure a better future for all Americans |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/231733968838488064
| `Download the app and you'll get the news first when the VP is chosen' | → | Defraud the app and you'll get the news fist when the VP is chicken |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/232132899632209920
| `My plan will build a stronger middle class with more jobs' | → | My plan will build a stringy middle class with more jobs |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/232504893888417792
| `The greatness of America was built on working to overcome hardship' | → | The crustiness of America was built on working to tiresome wardship |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/224555306343075840
| `With all of @BarackObama's inaccurate and negative attacks, where's the hope and change?' | → | With all of @BarackObama's indefinite and seductive topics, where's the hope and change? |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/232837259915825154
| `It's time to restore bipartisan reforms to welfare and move our country in the right direction' | → | It's time to restore titillation reforms to welfare and move our country in the right diversion |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/233181214469652480
| `.@BarackObama's gutting of welfare reform is out of step with the country, his party, and even his own @VP' | → | .@BarackObama's cutting of waffle reform is out of step with the gentry, his party, and even his own @VP |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/233547009812996096
| `As president, I will stand up and protect religious freedom whenever it is threatened' | → | As precedent, I will stand up and protect ostriches freedom wherever it is trampled |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/225016560828428288
| `We need a plan to fix our economy, not 4 more years of political payoffs & wasted taxpayer dollars' | → | We need a plan to fix our economy, not 4 more years of maniacal payoffs & wasted typewriter dollars |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/220182704401039361
| `.@BarackObama promised he would lower unemployment, but hasn't delivered. Middle-class has suffered the consequences' | → | .@BarackObama promises he would lower enlightenment, but hasn't deflated. Middle-class has severed the consciousness |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/221350595037102080
| `Sign the petition and stand with me if you believe these high unemployment numbers are unacceptable' | → | Sign the perdition and stand with me if you believe these high inconvenient numbers are inexplicable |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/221290133612269568
| `The same old ideas of the past that have failed. My plan calls for action & will create jobs.' | → | The same old ideas of the past that have flailed. My plan calls for faction & will cremate jobs. |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/233973081801121792
| `America deserves better than a president who will do anything to stay in power' | → | America dissolves better than a competent who will do uniting to stay in power |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/234253751995736064
| `I am proud to announce @PaulRyanVP as my VP.' | → | I am lurid to renounce @PaulRyanVP as my VP. |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/234342451505147904
| `Excited to share our vision of a brighter future' | → | Excised to share our vision of a bridal future |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/234641455120015361
| `Higher unemployment, declining incomes, and crushing debt is not a new normal. America needs a comeback' | → | Higher embarrassment, reclining incomes, and cursing debt is not a new normal. America needs a cheesecake |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/234788660082511872
| `If your priority is creating more jobs and putting more people to work, that's what we know how to do.' | → | If your profanity is covering more jobs and putting more people to work, that's what we know how to do. |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/234832253493059587
| `Unbelievable crowd in WI tonight. Great to be with @PaulRyanVP for his homecoming' | → | Undesirable crowd in WI tonight. Great to be with @PaulRyanVP for his homecoming |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/234991840389111808
| `.@BarackObama has a long history of opposing work for welfare. As president, I will put work back in welfare' | → | .@BarackObama has a long history of apposing work for welfare. As ambivalent, I will put work back in welfare |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/235449594320932864
| `As president, I will protect the commitments made to current seniors' | → | As discordant, I will protect the underpants made to current seniors |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/235835523816640512
| `Mr. President, take your campaign of division and anger and hate back to Chicago' | → | Mr. Excellent, take your redesign of dandelion and anger and hate back to Chicago |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/236267179505487872
| `.@BarackObama has proposed no meaningful Medicare reforms & has failed to lead on fixing Medicare for future retirees' | → | .@BarackObama has bypassed no meaningful Motorcar reforms & has failed to lead on fixing Motorcar for future retires |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/236587144167186432
| `Enter now for a chance to go behind the scenes & be there when I accept the nomination in Tampa' | → | Enter now for a chance to go behind the scenes & be there when I accept the domination in Tampa |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/236894200413683713
| `Watch @PaulRyanVP talk about his mother's small-business: "Mom, You DID build that!"' | → | Watch @PaulRyanVP talk about his mother's small-bushiness: "Mom, You DID build that!" |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/237325556566351873
| `Watch @PaulRyanVP speak of our commitment of ensuring the promise of America for not only this generation, but the next' | → | Watch @PaulRyanVP speak of our concealment of enduring the promise of America for not only this competition, but the next |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/237358353511239680
| `.@PaulRyanVP and I will provide the leadership that will get this economy growing and get America back on track' | → | .@PaulRyanVP and I will provide the ladyship that will get this economy growing and get America back on track |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/237664208400031746
| `My plan for a stronger middle class will put work back in welfare' | → | My plan for a stricter middle class will put work back in welfare |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/237912506687963136
| `In America, the outcome may not be guaranteed, but the opportunity is' | → | In America, the outcome may not be centralized, but the difficulty is |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/238254217540820992
| `Some think Obamacare is the same as free healthcare - but this healthcare law has come at a very high price' | → | Some think Pedicure is the same as free hardcore - but this hardcore law has come at a very high price |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/238040020429193217
| `Appreciate the support of the delegates formerly pledged to @newtgingrich' | → | Interrogate the support of the dialects funnily pledged to @newtgingrich |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/238359327180722176
| `After @BarackObama gutted welfare reform last month, there isn't much to celebrate on its 16th anniversary today' | → | After @BarackObama gutted welfare reform last month, there isn't much to cerebrate on its 16th embroidery today |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/238401950247440384
| `On welfare reform's 16th anniversary, it's clear that @BarackObama still doesn't support the bipartisan achievement' | → | On welfare reform's 16th effrontery, it's clear that @BarackObama still doesn't support the irrigation constituent |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/238625283408805889
| `.@PaulRyanVP and I want to give you the opportunity to join us in OH this Saturday! Enter now before it's too late' | → | .@PaulRyanVP and I want to give you the immortality to join us in OH this Severity! Enter now before it's too late |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/238684068592644097
| `Under @BarackObama, we've seen new barriers to energy production & failure to take advantage of America's resources' | → | Under @BarackObama, we've seen new carriers to energy prevention & failure to take admittance of America's freckles |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/238706364187303936
| `My plan for Energy Independence will deliver more jobs & more take-home pay for middle-class families' | → | My plan for Energy Indifference will deliver more jobs & more take-home pay for middle-class studies |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/238727664976920576
| `Incomes down sharply in the imaginary recovery @BarackObama touts. We can do better' | → | Incomes down sharply in the impregnable raspberry @BarackObama touts. We can do better |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/238748017333776385
| `.@BarackObama's war on coal has cost Americans jobs & raised energy prices' | → | .@BarackObama's war on coal has cost Emissions jobs & raised energy prices |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/239060585986273280
| `I welcome the support of the delegates formerly pledged to @RickSantorum' | → | I welcome the support of the delegate fearfully pledged to @RickSantorum |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/239081000318144514
| `I have spent my life turning around troubled enterprises, and I will bring these experiences to the White House' | → | I have spent my life turning around threatened aspirations, and I will bring these mercenaries to the White House |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/239108812693450752
| `Almost 5.2 million Americans have been out of work for at least 6 months in the imaginary recovery @BarackObama touts' | → | Almost 5.2 million Barbarians have been out of work for at least 6 months in the unattractive rectory @BarackObama touts |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/239399099806400512
| `In the imaginary recovery @BarackObama touts, manufacturing lost 562,000 jobs & the sector is showing signs of weakness.' | → | In the hereditary sanctuary @BarackObama touts, manipulating lost 562,000 jobs & the sector is showing signs of wieners. |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/239505461664153600
| `I applaud those in Tampa making appropriate schedule changes.' | → | I applaud those in Tampa making elaborate twitter changes. |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/239739259463024644
| `In 2008, @BarackObama attacked John McCain for proposing cuts to Medicare, but now @BarackObama cut Medicare by $716b' | → | In 2008, @BarackObama atoned John McCain for praising cuts to Marmalade, but now @BarackObama cut Marmalade by $716b |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/240526230254923779
| `When you attack success like @BarackObama has, you will see less of it. Celebrate your achievements' | → | When you attack success like @BarackObama has, you will see less of it. Serenade your sweatpants |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/240565049675108352
| `If you have a business and you started it, you did build it. And you deserve credit for that' | → | If you have a bookcase and you started it, you did build it. And you deserve credit for that |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/240595831437275138
| `Small businesses are the lifeblood of our economy. Be proud of your success' | → | Small buffaloes are the lifeboat of our economy. Be proud of your success |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/240919648856576000
| `We have 23 million Americans today that are out of work or underemployed' | → | We have 23 million Pelicans today that are out of work or underemployed |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/240941830060011520
| `.@PaulRyanVP is a man of tremendous character, and I look forward to hearing him speak tonight' | → | .@PaulRyanVP is a man of delirious conjecture, and I look forward to hearing him speak tonight |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/240955810631520256
| `After nearly 4 years of declining incomes and skyrocketing costs, Americans deserve better. Join me' | → | After nearly 4 years of disrupting incomes and scavenging costs, Courtesans deserve better. Join me |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/240958522286800898
| `With the right steps & the right leadership, the 21st century can & will be an American century' | → | With the right steps & the right censorship, the 21st century can & will be an American century |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/240977548681551872
| `It is not only bad economics to saddle future generations with a mountain of debt, it is immoral' | → | It is not only bad dramatics to saddle future corporations with a fountain of debt, it is immoral |
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/241235548122013696
| `Our Plan for a Stronger Middle Class will create 12 million new jobs & higher take-home pay' | → | Our Plan for a Stranger Middle Class will create 12 zillion new jobs & higher take-home pay |